You find yourself in a blog post. Around you lie the corpses of countless abandoned projects. Exits are North.
> Look North
You see a dungeon. At its heart lies a complete, finished game, guarded by countless trials and tribulations; Obtaining it will be nigh impossible on your own.
> Look self
You are a programmer, nine years in the making. To this date, you have never released a complete game. You feel drained and disillusioned.

You are on a quest.
> Go North